Archives for the month of: June, 2014

archaeopteryxThe last one? Actually? Wow. If I had known that, I definitely would not have aimed for it.


arbutusSo. I did my homework on you, sister. You ain’t just a nice flowering shrub of the Mediterranean, western Europe, and North America, aka madrone, aka strawberry tree. Nooo. You are an unincorporated community in the state of Maryland. A record label in Montreal. A sleek bistro in Soho. A software company for, let me see here, audit analytics. Right. A line of fancy quartz watches. And get this: a Google type font. Yeah, that was from the first few hits. I also hear from reliable sources that you have a cheap little thing operating on the side with the Emperor Moth. Aw, cut it, bird. Tears won’t work on me anymore. You can turn off the waterworks, sweetheart. You’re going down.

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